Get Some, Pussy

How many times have you been sitting around the house thinking to yourself, "Chairman Meow really needs to get laid. Unfortunately, my cat isn't charming at all. In fact, he's antisocial even by cat standards. Not to mention the fact that Chairman Meow is the ugliest fucking feline on the face of the planet. Looks like he's doomed to a case of kitty-kat blue balls for the rest of his life. If only there was something I could do..."

Well, come on down to Cow Hollow, because this is your lucky day!
Litter boxes rented by the hour. Very discreet. Cash only, please.