Yar's Revenge

You may remember my friend Yar the compulsive Facebook status updater. Well, it seems Yar is at it again. Remember, these are actual Facebook status updates from an actual person, but Yar's name has been changed to protect the innocent. Gosh, I hope he's innocent.

It has been a rough few days for Yar. Things started off normally enough. Another typical day at the office for Yar...

Yar is at work. 4:33am

Yar has customised his Bowling Buddies character. 5:26am

Working hard or hardly working once again, I see. But things quickly took a turn for the worse...

Yar just learned his grandmother passed away, looking for flights back home... 8:40am

Yar, ever the dutiful grandson, arrived home the next day...

Yar is HAPPY AND SAD to be home. 2:41pm

And made the best of things...

Yar had a great day with family! 6:46pm

Yar is thankful for the friends and family he has... Thank you! 9:05pm

Although grateful for the time spent with family, the situation was far from ideal...

Yar misses his 8Mb pipe.... dialup sux. 9:20pm

And grandpa was having a tough go of it...

Yar spent all night in the hospital...grandpa wasn't feeling good.... I pray he will be ok. 6:43am

The second grandparent often dies soon after the first, as each is often the other's reason to keep on living. Yar's sadness began to mount...

Yar will miss Grandma.... RIP Grandma!!!! 8:03am

But Yar stayed strong for his family, even as he was coming to grips with his own mortality...

Yar turns 36 today...feel like 26. 8:20am

Yar won't let anything happen to grandpa on his watch!! 9:28pm

And Yar found inspiration in his grandpa's plight and his deep sadness...

Yar just wote a poem...check it out on my wall. 11:48pm

But the next day Yar just got sick of the old bastard.

Yar is hanging Grandpa... 10:52am